Score: 3

"Sad but true..."

submission: deletebuddhageo

date: January 31, 2008

Whatever happened to people keeping their entries alive based on the merit of their work? I'll tell you what happened... it became a pissing contest between stat whores! And unfortunately the overall quality of Flash has suffered tremendously, here on NG! Now it's more about how much better my Profile is than yours, than whether or not I submit a good Flash entry or not! Tragically, I have even been guilty of this once or twice (voting based on the curve I thought the vote would go towards. For what, a mere blam/save point?)! As anyone who looks at my User Page can see, I am severely behind in points for how long I've had this account! There's a reason for that! I'm not one of those puny lowlifes that think the Internet is everything... I have actually walked around in the "real world" quite a bit more than other "Internet Junkies" I know! The ones of you that base your status on any one Web site, are pathetic cowards, that can't deal with reality! Go read a fucking book or something, once in a while!

Score: 10

"Hehe..."

submission: Shamoozal: Rated M for...

date: January 29, 2008

That was hilarious... that is exactly the reason for the parental rating system, too! When parents go out & buy titles like "GTA" in real life for their kids, I'm thinking... are you stupid? My little female cousin was playing "Vice City" a couple of years back (she was like 9!), & I stopped her & asked her what she was doing! She simply replied " I'm on a rampage!" I was taken aback! I thought to myself: I could just see her in a few years "going on a rampage" for real! Tsk, tsk, tsk... what the hell are we teaching kids nowadays anyway? I'll tell you what we're teaching them, how to be more efficient killers! *shakes head*

Score: 10

"Lolz..."

submission: Rita's Ship

date: January 28, 2008

If you're new to Flash, then I'm a "Space Butt Pirate"! Arrrrrrrr... where the hell did that come from? Sweet animation by the way! I only wish it had been longer! I also thought the music you had selected went well with this piece! It kindof reminded me of the Intro to the movie "Spaceballs" by Mel Brooks! Do you get what I mean? It took an eternity for the whole ship to appear! Lol! Great job! I look forward to more of your work!

Score: 10

"AHHHHHHHHHH!..."

submission: Serpent

date: January 28, 2008

It's like a Flash version of Descent! It really messes with your head! Lol! My only issue was when the star would appear by the score, it camoflauged it so well, you could barely see it! Then the screen (background) starts screwing with you... a fun & hallucinogenic way to waste your time! Trippy! Oh yeah... Your graphics were sensational! Nice one...

Score: 10

"Quite comical!..."

submission: WindowsParody IIlegal-08

date: January 26, 2008

I liked the navigation system you set up there... how long did this entry take to make? I think it could have used some audio, but that's about all the criticism from me! Not a bad representation of one's skill, & I'm sure you can only improve! Good job!

Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: ace vs hero nuar madness

date: January 25, 2008

That was pretty gritty stuff! You really couldn't look away for a second, or you might miss something! I like Flash that actually captivates your attention! This one had me almost griiting my teeth! Nice music picks here! I thoroughly enjoyed this, & plan on watching your other ones, as well! Very modern animation style! (NOTE: CAUTION WHEN WATCHING THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY GRAPHIC ANIMATED VIOLENCE)

Score: 10

"I thought it was alright..."

submission: Realms Of Golden Axe Ep.1

date: January 24, 2008

It could use some audio, though! Not a bad idea, however! Show us something a little bit longer!

Score: 7

"Hmmmmmm..."

submission: Dear Diary Episode One

date: January 23, 2008

I think if you were to partner up with another animator, that may or may not help! I didn't see much improvement from the preview to this, so I can only assume that they were both made simultaneously! I think if you went back to the "drawing board", & worked on the animation yourself, you might be able to hone your skills! I mean, that really is the best way to graduate skill! But don't give up... I still think you have something here! Ciao!

Score: 10

"Weird, man..."

submission: BirdDog

date: January 23, 2008

And I thought I was strange? Tell me, do you get out much? If your answer is no, then maybe you should consider a little recreation time in the outside world! And if you answered no out loud... might I suggest some therepy as well! But aside from your twisted sensibilities, this submission gave me a sense of profound thought! For instance... do I own a sowing kit? If not, where can I acquire one?

I thought your animation was interesting... and I'm not trying to mock your idea, because at least it rang of originality! I like that! The song choice also seemed very appropriate for the piece! It really wasn't a bad Flash, at all! I hope the kids here at NG agree... especially since I think you may be on the verge of a psychotic break, & I wouldn't want anything to push you over the edge! Good, er, interesting job!

Score: 10

"I-I-I'm mentioned in this!..."

submission: TANKMEN .5

date: January 23, 2008

I'm so touched guys, really! Who knew I'd have a cameo? I hope my hair looked o.k.! Because that's about all that's left of me... You guys are the best! I can't say anything more about this Ultimate Tankmen Extravaganza, that hasn't already been said in the 600 odd reviews before mine! So, I leave you with this... don't ever quit making these, or I will hunt you down, & make you look worse than me (if that's even humanly possible!)! *does the Miss America wave*