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Sarcasm is my gift to you... so Fugg 'em if they can't take a joke, and joke (or choke) 'em if they can't take a Fugg! Besides, if you can't handle it, that just means the doctor forgot to up your dosage! ...zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz...
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Latest Flash Reviews
Whatever happened to people keeping their entries alive based on the merit of their work? I'll tell you what happened... it became a pissing contest between stat whores! And unfortunately the overall quality of Flash has suffered tremendously, here on NG! Now it's more about how much better my Profile is than yours, than whether or not I submit a good Flash entry or not! Tragically, I have even been guilty of this once or twice (voting based on the curve I thought the vote would go towards. For what, a mere blam/save point?)! As anyone who looks at my User Page can see, I am severely behind in points for how long I've had this account! There's a reason for that! I'm not one of those puny lowlifes that think the Internet is everything... I have actually walked around in the "real world" quite a bit more than other "Internet Junkies" I know! The ones of you that base your status on any one Web site, are pathetic cowards, that can't deal with reality! Go read a fucking book or something, once in a while!
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That was hilarious... that is exactly the reason for the parental rating system, too! When parents go out & buy titles like "GTA" in real life for their kids, I'm thinking... are you stupid? My little female cousin was playing "Vice City" a couple of years back (she was like 9!), & I stopped her & asked her what she was doing! She simply replied " I'm on a rampage!" I was taken aback! I thought to myself: I could just see her in a few years "going on a rampage" for real! Tsk, tsk, tsk... what the hell are we teaching kids nowadays anyway? I'll tell you what we're teaching them, how to be more efficient killers! *shakes head*
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If you're new to Flash, then I'm a "Space Butt Pirate"! Arrrrrrrr... where the hell did that come from? Sweet animation by the way! I only wish it had been longer! I also thought the music you had selected went well with this piece! It kindof reminded me of the Intro to the movie "Spaceballs" by Mel Brooks! Do you get what I mean? It took an eternity for the whole ship to appear! Lol! Great job! I look forward to more of your work!
Author's Response:
Thanx! Yeah this is my second serious piece. My other stuff (which got blammed) you can see on my deviant art page. Yep I wanted the ship to make a suspenseful entrance hee hee! Then once it did it attacked the enemy with everything including th kitchen sink. :P I want to improve on this. Add some plot. Thanx for watching. :3
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What can I say but, feelin' the south... bro! I have no negative feedback for this piece! It was fashizzle my nizzle! I guess if I had one thing to ask for, it would be to make it longer, but that's about it! Off the heezy fo' cheezy!
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