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DarkMan2003

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: Springfield, Misery
Job: Specialized Bum

Sarcasm is my gift to you... so Fugg 'em if they can't take a joke, and joke (or choke) 'em if they can't take a Fugg! Besides, if you can't handle it, that just means the doctor forgot to up your dosage! ...zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz...

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DarkMan2003

A Post I Made On Someone Elses Blog!

Posted by DarkMan2003 Jan. 28, 2008 @ 4:52 AM EST

Posted on RickyTokko's User Page...

Tsk, tsk, tsk... such horrible grammar you have there! It looks as though you really should be using some kind of a spelling check (aside from your brain... because it's malfunctioning)! I do however agree with your rant! I could be a 42 year old pedophile from Wisconsin, or a polite little 16 year old "Brownie"! You never know with the Internet! But really, I would like to think of myself as a horribly scarred mock character from a cheesy cult classic film from Sam Raimi! Either way, you have a valid point, & I would like to elaborate with you!

It seems as though all to often these days, teenagers have the self esteem of a Vegas Prostitute! And sometimes the demeanor to boot! I think that people that hide behind a computer screen, are pathetic & useless! I myself am not a bad looking guy, & have dated quite a few women! But I know people that use the Internet for meeting people purposes, & are sadly naive in believing that the 2 dimensional person's text that they have grown to love, & the person on the other side typing, are one & the same! Tragically in a lot of cases, nothing could be further from the truth!

You see, in my Grandparents era... people actually talked to one another in person! A strange concept? I think not! It allows you (& other said person) to see each other's reactions & body language, which is a very useful tool in acknowledging whether or not you (or them) is ACTUALLY attracted to the other! It gives you that "3 Dimensional" perspective, that a computer is just lacking in producing! When you have the ability to actually touch & respond to another human being, it blows Chat Room interaction out of the water! Unless you're just one of those sick weirdos that like to "beat off" on your webcam to little kids!

I think that people need to just step away from their keyboards for a little while & experience "real life" again! Because this overuse of computer stimulation is ruining all kinds of relationships that people have! I actually know a couple that is more comfortable "Chatting" via the Internet to each other (from separate rooms mind you) than having a conversation face to face! Isn't that sad? Which brings me to my conclusion... let's face it! Technology is going to be the destroyer of modern day civilization as we know it! But that doesn't mean that the ones of us who know better, have to follow suit! In other words, be a good example to the "sheeple" around you! Maybe they'll get it! I strongly doubt it though... most people are lost & don't even know it! Thank you for your time!

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When I wrote this, it really saddened me to think, that there may be a whole generation of "cyber-virgins", that never have sex with anything but their hands... (maybe some to battery operated buddies, also cleverly coined "B.O.B.s"... and even some to small farm animals... are there sheep?) It just had what I can only describe as a desperate impact on my thinking!

If nobody meets in person, nobody has sex "for real", nobody has kids, then we have just solved the world's population problem!

So that's why the Government(s) of the world don't care that we spend all of our time online (aside from China or Japan, I can't remember which... but they actually put out a national mandate that would limit the amount of usage their countrymen could spend playing W.O.W.! Isn't that crazy? People were so obsessed with a game on a national level, they ACTUALLY had to make restrictions to how many hours a day, one could play Worlds of Warcraft! I think it was like 4 or 6? Not quite sure exactly, this was a while ago!)!

Did you know that 40% of all statistics are made up on the spot? LMAO! But anyway, back to the rant at hand... the solvency is really simple! Play some, get out some! Find a happy medium, so that you aren't doing too much of anything! Because as they say (whoever the hell THEY are!), even too much of a good thing can be bad!

Now I have completed all of the chapters to "War & Peace"! This is probably one of the longest blobs ever, on Newgrounds!

Scores tallied for the most "cybering" are as follows:
DarkMan2003: Never (well maybe once, but that was a long time ago, & I needed the money!)
Most Everyone Else On Newgrounds (you know who you are): Can't tabulate that high of a number... computer malfunctioning!
Results: See? I win! 'Cuz I'm a winner! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! *Medal received for least sticky keyboard* "Wait a minute... this medal is sticky! Why Godddd... whyyyyyyyyyy!"

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Welcome To Reality...

Posted by DarkMan2003 Jan. 22, 2008 @ 3:58 AM EST

I was thinking earlier (and for you smartasses, NO, IT DIDN'T HURT! Lol!), that my Mother's cat is going to be neutered sometime today! You know, I almost feel bad for the little savage! He's also going to be declawed at the same time, so he's going to be pretty miserable!

Which got me thinking about people being "fixed"! You know, procreation should be a priviledge... not a RIGHT! If we were capable of judging fairly who SHOULD & SHOULD NOT breed, maybe we could eliminate some level of this contamination called "Stupidity" on this Godforsaken planet! But in that mentality lies the issue... who gets to decide who should be able to copulate & who doesn't? Would there be a panel of experts? Maybe one person? As one should know by now, you're never going to please everybody all of the time!

My friend & I were discussing this recently... & she had tried discussing this with her co-workers! Her point of view, is that girls that are capable of having their period, should be put on "the shot" until they are at least 18 & capable of making that decision for themselves! "The shot" alternative has several benefits... aside from making to where the selected female would have to normally be responsible for taking a pill or using preventative measures in a peer pressure situation... this ensures that she has a precautionary method that she can't "forget", & that it is good for about 3 months! (Because we all know how responsible teenagers are when it comes to sexual precursors! LMFAO!) There are also medical benefits to "the shot" method of birth control as well! It has been scientifically tested & verified in studies (here are a couple of links to refer to: Depo Provera "The Shot" & Depo-Provera The Benefits & Risks - Yahoo! Health ) that it may have an effect on reduction of certain types of female uteran cancers!

I'm not saying that women are the only ones who need to be self aware about reproduction! It seems that males are less likely to show discipline & self control when it comes to their hormonal phases! There is a procedure called a Vasectomy (a little more permanent) that helps boys be bad without repercussion! Then of course there is the "pull out" method... possibly by far one of my favorites, but not the most recommended when trying to staive against childbirth!

I'm getting really bored, so I will end this by saying... if all else fails, don't be ashamed to admit when you are a worthless sac of puss! If you can't handle the responsibility of raising a decent human being from childhood... don't have any FUCKING children! It's just that simple! Fin?

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I'm sick of the election stuff already...

Posted by DarkMan2003 Jan. 10, 2008 @ 3:44 AM EST

Dear God... why won't the political drama ever end! It seems like every year, each candidate spends more money on their campaign! And every year they get tired of talking about what they will be doing for our Country, & then slandering their opponent as much as they possibly can for America's benefit! Am I the only one tired of this? It's no wonder other Countries aren't afraid of us anymore! We've turned into Giant Panzies! We need to rule with an Iron Fist again! LMAO!

But seriously, I really get annoyed with all of the "hubbub" that goes on during the National Elections! And correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Electoral College just a wee bit outdated? I mean I'm sure it had a good reason for it's creation at the time... half of the United States wasn't heavily populated! But now it's just a hinderance (all things considered on equality), because it prevents the third party from ever truly getting a fair shot at being elected! To get on the ticket you can only be one of two things! Democrat or Republican! There are no third party members in the seats of Congress! Just two major parties! You tell me how fair that is... when this country was supposed to be built on the concept of fair & equal rights! Or religious freedom or some shite like that! Silly Quakers (our forefathers are rollin' around in their graves right now)! The Libertarians have another millenia or so before they'll be recognized! Sorry Ralph Nader! Maybe your children's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, Super Great, great grandkids will see that day! Lol!

I know you people know me as an opinionated fool! & you're probably right! I choose not to vote... now you might say, "then how does that give you any right to complain about the current or future condition of this Nation?" I say that gives me every right! Because it's YOU (the voters) who actually establish who gets elected! NOT ME! (Actually, technically it turns out the Electoral College has more to do with who gets elected than anything! Who knew? So I guess you voters that run out there to do your civic duty are just wasting your time! So, Heh! Booly for you, you anal retentive pricks! I have better things to do than wait in line to waste my time! Like write this column of insignificant words that nobody really cares about, except for me & my giant ego! Thanx for those of you out there reading this somewhere! All I ask is that you learn to think for yourselves, don't buy into the Propaganda that the media (Worldwide) tries to sell ya, and ask alot of questions... it's the only way you really learn anything! Ummmm... be sure to ask someone who REALLY knows what they're talking about, by the way! And if something sounds too crazy to be true, it probably isn't! Just use your God given common sense, for Pete's sake! I'm audi... Laterz...

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The Return Of DarkMan2003...

Posted by DarkMan2003 Dec. 19, 2007 @ 5:44 AM EST

The Prodigal Son has returned! It seems that I hardly have the time for this site anymore, but sometimes I REALLY miss it! I don't know what kindof things have been occurring here lately... but I guess I can try to make the time now! A shout to Tom Fulp & the rest of the Newgrounds staff for their bold move in the beginning, & now for their general level of consistency (as it were) with keeping us entertained! I've been coming here off & on since the end of the last Millenium! It's hard to believe that, but it's true! The end of '99 marked an epic foretelling of this crazy flash guru's future homestead!
My only complaint over the last few years. is that Newgrounds has become a breeding ground for what looks like a worldwide pandemic! "ATTACK OF THE STUPID PEOPLE" is what I like to call it! And another disappointing factor, is that I've noticed a general lull in the talent that used to appear here frequently, has seemed to dramatically have diminished! It's not that I'm saying that SOME of the talent now isn't very good, because they are! I'm just saying that when this site first took off, I was dazzled by the magnificent talent that has dwindled to almost a halt, at best! (Reminding every liberal person on this site, that these are just Opinions!)
But nevertheless, Newgrounds remains one of my very favorite spots on the net, & I'm sure I will return here until the day that I die (Or at least until I get a life!)! May all the "Mature" members of Newgrounds be forever blessed & grateful for the "Community" that this place has given us! Take Care & Have Fun!

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