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DarkMan2003

Age/Gender: 31, Male
Location: Springfield, Misery
Job: Specialized Bum

Sarcasm is my gift to you... so Fugg 'em if they can't take a joke, and joke (or choke) 'em if they can't take a Fugg! Besides, if you can't handle it, that just means the doctor forgot to up your dosage! ...zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz...

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A Post I Made On Someone Elses Blog!

Posted by DarkMan2003 Jan. 28, 2008 @ 4:52 AM EST

Posted on RickyTokko's User Page...

Tsk, tsk, tsk... such horrible grammar you have there! It looks as though you really should be using some kind of a spelling check (aside from your brain... because it's malfunctioning)! I do however agree with your rant! I could be a 42 year old pedophile from Wisconsin, or a polite little 16 year old "Brownie"! You never know with the Internet! But really, I would like to think of myself as a horribly scarred mock character from a cheesy cult classic film from Sam Raimi! Either way, you have a valid point, & I would like to elaborate with you!

It seems as though all to often these days, teenagers have the self esteem of a Vegas Prostitute! And sometimes the demeanor to boot! I think that people that hide behind a computer screen, are pathetic & useless! I myself am not a bad looking guy, & have dated quite a few women! But I know people that use the Internet for meeting people purposes, & are sadly naive in believing that the 2 dimensional person's text that they have grown to love, & the person on the other side typing, are one & the same! Tragically in a lot of cases, nothing could be further from the truth!

You see, in my Grandparents era... people actually talked to one another in person! A strange concept? I think not! It allows you (& other said person) to see each other's reactions & body language, which is a very useful tool in acknowledging whether or not you (or them) is ACTUALLY attracted to the other! It gives you that "3 Dimensional" perspective, that a computer is just lacking in producing! When you have the ability to actually touch & respond to another human being, it blows Chat Room interaction out of the water! Unless you're just one of those sick weirdos that like to "beat off" on your webcam to little kids!

I think that people need to just step away from their keyboards for a little while & experience "real life" again! Because this overuse of computer stimulation is ruining all kinds of relationships that people have! I actually know a couple that is more comfortable "Chatting" via the Internet to each other (from separate rooms mind you) than having a conversation face to face! Isn't that sad? Which brings me to my conclusion... let's face it! Technology is going to be the destroyer of modern day civilization as we know it! But that doesn't mean that the ones of us who know better, have to follow suit! In other words, be a good example to the "sheeple" around you! Maybe they'll get it! I strongly doubt it though... most people are lost & don't even know it! Thank you for your time!

Visit my page, & leave me a novel if you'd like!
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When I wrote this, it really saddened me to think, that there may be a whole generation of "cyber-virgins", that never have sex with anything but their hands... (maybe some to battery operated buddies, also cleverly coined "B.O.B.s"... and even some to small farm animals... are there sheep?) It just had what I can only describe as a desperate impact on my thinking!

If nobody meets in person, nobody has sex "for real", nobody has kids, then we have just solved the world's population problem!

So that's why the Government(s) of the world don't care that we spend all of our time online (aside from China or Japan, I can't remember which... but they actually put out a national mandate that would limit the amount of usage their countrymen could spend playing W.O.W.! Isn't that crazy? People were so obsessed with a game on a national level, they ACTUALLY had to make restrictions to how many hours a day, one could play Worlds of Warcraft! I think it was like 4 or 6? Not quite sure exactly, this was a while ago!)!

Did you know that 40% of all statistics are made up on the spot? LMAO! But anyway, back to the rant at hand... the solvency is really simple! Play some, get out some! Find a happy medium, so that you aren't doing too much of anything! Because as they say (whoever the hell THEY are!), even too much of a good thing can be bad!

Now I have completed all of the chapters to "War & Peace"! This is probably one of the longest blobs ever, on Newgrounds!

Scores tallied for the most "cybering" are as follows:
DarkMan2003: Never (well maybe once, but that was a long time ago, & I needed the money!)
Most Everyone Else On Newgrounds (you know who you are): Can't tabulate that high of a number... computer malfunctioning!
Results: See? I win! 'Cuz I'm a winner! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! *Medal received for least sticky keyboard* "Wait a minute... this medal is sticky! Why Godddd... whyyyyyyyyyy!"

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